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There is a well-known book titled, Everything I Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten. Let me suggest another: Everything I Need to Know I Learned from Noah:

  1. Don't miss the boat.

  2. We are all in the same boat.

  3. Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.

  4. Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something big.

  5. Don't listen to critics; just do the job that needs to be done.

  6. Build your future on high ground.

  7. For safety's sake, travel in pairs.

  8. Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.

  9. When you're stressed, float a while.

  10. Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.

  11. No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow waiting.

  12.  Two heads are better than one.

  13. Take care of your animals as if they were the last ones on earth.

  14. When the doo-doo gets really deep, don't sit there and complain--shovel!

  15. Stay below deck during the storm.

  16. If you have to start over, have a friend by your side.

  17. Remember that the woodpeckers INSIDE are often a bigger threat than the storm outside.

  18. No matter how bleak it looks, there's always a rainbow on the other side.


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