. . . On Time
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
I have noticed that the people who are late are often
so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.
Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician.
The only time a woman wishes
she were a
Just when I was getting used
. . . On Happiness
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open.
It is bad to suppress
. . . On Diet
Blessed are those who hunger
One of life's mysteries is
how a two pound box of
Inside some of us is a thin
person struggling to get out,
Can it be a mistake that
"STRESSED" is "
Brain cells come and brain cells go,
but fat cells live forever.
I don't mind the rat race,
but I could
I had to give up jogging for
Amazing! You just hang
something in your closet
. . . On Stress
God put me on earth to
accomplish a certain number of things.
It's frustrating when you
know all the answers,
If you can remain calm,
you just don't have all the facts.
Stress reducer; Put a bag on
There cannot be a crisis this week;
my schedule is already full.
Insanity is my only means of relaxation.
. . . On Life
Don't cry because it's over;
smile because it happened.
We could learn a lot from crayons:
some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull,
some have weird names, and all are different colors
...but they all have to learn to live in the same box.
Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.
You may be only one person in the world,
but you may also be the world to one person.
Life is an endless struggle
full of frustrations and
Despite the high cost of
The nice part of living in a
small town is that when
If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day,
how come nothing in the store is free yet?
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
The real art of conversation
is not only to
The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes.
Sometimes I think I
If at first you don't succeed,
see if the loser gets anything.
Freedom of the press means no-iron clothes.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Pardon my driving, I'm reloading.
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
~ Author(s) Unknown