Whether you love felines
or canines, you're sure to find something here that will strike a chord of
familiarity with you. Enjoy!
A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley (1889 - 1945)
A dog may be the only opportunity a human has to choose a relative. - Mordecai Siegal
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash (1902 - 1971)
Happiness is a warm puppy. - Charles Schultz
I bought a dog the
other day and named him “Stay”. It's fun to call him, “Come here, Stay! Come
here, Stay!” Finally, he went insane.
I hope to be the
kind of person my dog thinks I am
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you
wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail. -
Fran Lebowitz (1950 - )
It may be called
puppy love, but it's real to the puppy.
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores
On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog. Peter Steiner, cartoon in The New Yorker, July 5, 1993
Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
Some days you're the dog. Some days you're the hydrant.
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams
Things that upset
a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane. - Smiley Blanton
Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement. - Charles M. Schulz (1922 - 2000) (Snoopy)
An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.
ANY question addressed to a cat can be counted rhetorical. - E. Miller
Cat (n) A small furry animal with human servants.
Cat Owner (n) Oxymoron
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in
nature has a function. -
Cats are rather
delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never
heard of one who suffered from insomnia. - Joseph Wood Krutch
Cats regard people as warmblooded furniture. -
Jacquelyn Mitchard, The Deep End of the Ocean
Thousands of years
ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot (1819 - 1880), 'Mr. Gilfil's Love Story,' Scenes of Clerical Life, 1857
At least dogs do what you tell them to do. Cats take a message and get back to you.
Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it for ever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.
Dog: They feed me, love me and
take care of me: they must be gods!
Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
Dogs believe they are human. Cats
believe they are God.
Dogs may shed, but cats shred.
Ever consider what
they (our pets) must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store
with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're
the greatest hunters on earth! - Anne Tyler
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. Sir Winston Churchill (1874 - 1965)
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred North Whitehead (1861 - 1947)
In order to keep a
true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will
worship him and a cat that will ignore him. - Dereke Bruce
It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it? - Eleanor H. Porter (1868 - 1920), Pollyanna, 1912
No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation. - Fran Lebowitz (1950 - )
We call them dumb animals, and so they are, for they cannot tell us how they feel, but they do not suffer less because they have no words. - Anna Sewell (1820 - 1878), Black Beauty, 1877
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein